Stay Off The Roads!!!
…At least in Heath, anyway. My brother got his permit yesterday. I am told that he pulled a me and gave mom a few gray hairs in his first driving experience. Like with me, that first time came in the Heath Pool parking lot. And, also, just like me, he put the car into neutral by accident and gunned it. Like brother, like brother, I guess. My mom reported only mild whiplash from yesterday, which is, of course, much worse than what she got from me. She might not have made it through the day if Brian was the first one of us to get a license. Just make sure that you heed this warning: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, drive within the vicinity of our house or Dawes Arboretum. Remember, if you do so, don’t come crying to me that Brian wrecked your car.
