Call the Fire Department!
I think that there should be a law passed that prevents me from entering the kitchen with the intent to cook. Today, I was browning some ground beef when I noticed white smoke coming up from around my frying pan. I figured that it must be a film of soap burning off of the pan. Then, I noticed that it didn’t smell too good. I looked under the pan and noticed that something was under the burner and was smoking. I figured that someone had just spilled something down on the burner and that it was just burning off. Then I noticed that the smoke turned dark brown. I lifted up my pan and realized that a small fire had started underneath my skillet. I was able to blow it out, but the smoke made its way around the apartment and set off a smoke alarm. I grabbed the closest thing that I could fan with, a half empty roll of paper towels, and did my best to make the alarm stop. I ended up succeeding without having any of the fire sprinklers go off. After that, I continued cooking my dinner, albeit, on a different burner.
